Nas Daily / My mom has no bombs





Nas Daily / My mom has no bombs

My mom just called me and and told me the craziest story.
 母が電話をしてきて、まともじゃない話をしてきた
She was flying from Berlin to Israel
 ベルリンからイスラエルに飛行機で向かっていた
By the way, this is my mom.
At the security check she was asked out of many
 セキュリティー・チェックでたくさん訊ねられ
to step aside and go to a private room
 個室に行くように言われた
for inspection
 調査のため
That’s fine.
 それは結構
As they were searching her
my mom with limited English jokingly said
 拙い英語で母は言った
That she has no bomb
 爆弾は持ってないと
And that’s when everything went crazy.
 それがすべてを狂わせた
Security was informed
The M16 rifles were in the room searching her
 M16自動小銃が彼女を調べた
the flight was delayed
 フライトは遅れ
and the destination airport was informed
 行き先の空港に知らされた
My mom was in tears
 泣いていた
This elementary school teacher mom
who wouldn’t hurt a fly
 虫も殺さぬ性格である、とても優しい
was treated like a terrorist
 テロリストのように扱われ
I understand the need for security
 安全の必要性は分かる
but what happened to humanity?!
To joke is only human
 人間は冗談を言うもの
and my teacher mom who rarely travels
loves to joke
what my mom said was a joke
but was also a fact
事実を言った
She has no bomb
爆弾を持ってない
My mom has no bomb
My mom has no bomb
My mom has no bomb
Does your mom have a bomb?
 あなたのお母さんは爆弾を持ってます
She does not have a bomb.
 持ってない

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